‘No one needs retirement savings,’ Elon says.

Elon Musk claims, ‘No one will need retirement savings because AI will take care of it.’ (Whitney Danheur, April 28, 2026). Why did he say that?

  1. He figures the government can shoot anyone with no money using a nifty firing squad.
  2. None of us will be corporal in 2050;The contents of our brains will all be stored in data centers.
  3. He will be safe in his bunker from nuclear war, revolution, and attack by rabid zombie bears.
  4. His cheekbones will explode and his corpse will fertilize the Earth.
  5. He will be on his private island with his slaves. Everyone knows slaves don’t need money.
  6. Robots will take over all menial jobs so he won’t need poor people anymore. It’s okay if we all starve.
  7. After leaving Earth on a SpaceX rocket, Musk will live on Mars so whatever happens on Earth doesn’t matter.

Ice out Now!

The 10 foot piles of snow in Baltimore City inspired me to make a Greenland flag and plant it on the pile next to my home. The flag reads, ” Baltimore City seceded from the USA and became a Greenland municipality. ICE OUT NOW!”